in case you haven't seen this, please see it now. its awesome.
Hallelujah...Hallelujah...
Dissolved by Thy goodness I fall to the ground - And weep to the praise of the mercy I’ve found
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal
1- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
2- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
3- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffybowl.
4- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
5- Turn off the mixer thingy.
6- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
7- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
8- Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
9- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a heet.
10- Check the Crown Royal.
11- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
12- Add one table.
13- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.
14- Greash the oven.
15- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
16- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
17- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
18- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas
Monday, December 11, 2006
um...
I completely love this song.
Can we still be friends?
I pretty much go nuts every time it comes on. I love it.
(btw...that was Kenny Loggins...Celebrate Me Home.)