Friday, February 09, 2007

So....I ran into a door this morning. (And no, that is not code for "my husband beat me." heh.)

This is what happened:

...In the process of getting ready for work, I was in the study looking in the full length mirror to check myself, and then when I got ready to exit the room...

Our study door closes by itself all the time because its on a slant or something. Well the door had closed, so I swung it open and shut the light off at the same time and was walking out the door really fast (because I was running late, as ususal), and my left foot/shoe got in the way of the door swinging open, so the door only opened about a foot, and all of this happening at the same time, and with the light going out, my vision wasn't accurately taking in what was about to happen, so i didn't realize the door wasn't open, and i ran SMACK into the side of the door. (That was the longest run-on sentance since the Westminster Confession of Faith. heh.) Yes. I did. The side of the door jammed right into my left cheek bone REALLY hard. Guys, I just slammed into it, and there was no "give" because my foot was holding the door in place. OUCH. it hurt so bad. My face got all red and it will probably bruise and I feel like my cheek bone is on fire.

Haha. The first thing i thought of? Tommy Boy when David Spade hits "Tommy" with a 2 x 4 and he has this huge red mark across his cheekbone and Tommys like, "are you sure it didn't leave a mark? It really hurts. Not here so much (motions to upper cheek), not here so much (motions to lower cheek), but right here (motions to cheek bone)."

haha. awesome.

1 Comments:

At 8:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that was such a special story.

 

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