best story ever (not really, but still good):

My boss' name is Mike Baugh. People ALWAYS call in and mispronounce his name. ALWAYS. They ususally say it, 'bOw' or 'bow'. (Long O or short o.) In reality, it is pronounced, "baw." And I have a certain way I tell people how to say it.

So a man calls in just a minute ago.

"I need to speak with Mike....B-A-U-G-H."

"Mike Baugh. It rhymes with 'saw."

"Mike Bow?"

*me thinking, how...did you COMPLTELY miss that I JUST told you his name rhymes with the word SAW?!?!?!?!* "No, Sir. Baugh. It rhymes with 'saw.'"

"Oh."

lol. cracks me up.