Just so everyone is aware, I hate kissing people's arses.

so if you make a lame "joke" that is clearly not funny, do not expect me to laugh. don't pause for half a minute for the laughter you just know is coming instead of getting to the point. If its not funny, I'm not going to pretend that I am beside myself with laughter for what you just said. also, please If I don't laugh, don't comment on the fact that I didn't laugh. you're just embarrassing yourself. get. a clue.


This is a public service announcement inspired by people who call into my work when I answer the phone.

I'm kind of cranky today. but for realz. lets just cut to the chase. I'm a busy woman. i have things to do. (as i'm sure you can tell from the fact that i'm posting on my blog from work...muahahahaha.)