I need to make a resume.

And that absolutely terrifies me. And thats not an exaggeration.

It has for a long time.

Would you beleive that I've never put together a real resume?

But its something that I've been "meaning to do" or been asked about...for at least four years?

Four years.

I need someone to hold my hand and sit down with me and ask me questions and for them to do it for me.

Isn't that rediculous?