Quote of the day:
"I thought maybe it was just a raisin or something." ~ My mom

Chore of the day:
Cleaning out debbie simpson's fireplace ash chute...for three hours.

Secret of the day:
Knowing my friend is going to ask his gf to marry him on new years eve, while she thinks hes not doing it 'til this summer (freaking great). Shh, quiet.